Hey Lisa,
Oh you are too funny!!! I sat here and laughed at this post. Boy don't I know what you mean. MEN!!! Hahahahah. Well I have to say I'm not good with the map. LOL. But I'll try to see if I can find ya on one.

Congrats on becoming a grandmother soon!!!! Little girls are the best!!!!! You can buy and make them the cutest things!!!! I have a little great niece and I just love to make her things!!!!
I always have questions about reading a pattern. Jump on in and ask anytime. You'll always get help.
Can't wait to see your afghan your "building" LOL.
Shari